Aramis: listen D’Artagnan, shoot for the moon, if you miss, you’ll land among the stars!
D’Artagnan: Wrong, if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option
Athos: That’s my boy
D’Artagnan: I was banned from Yelp for including “the rat seems to be vulnerable to attacks from behind or when adjusting mask” in my Chuck-E-Cheese review
He taught him well.
Aramis shot for the moon and got the queen pregnant and multiple people died, I’m just saying
Porthos: Why are you on the floor?
D’Artagnan: Because I’m depressed
D’Artagnan: Also I’ve been stabbed, can you grab Aramis for me?
Aramis: listen D’Artagnan, shoot for the moon, if you miss, you’ll land among the stars!
D’Artagnan: Wrong, if you shoot for the moon and miss, the cold vacuum of space will suck out your eyeballs. Failure is not an option
Athos: That’s my boy
Aramis: Captain! Athos called me a bitch!
Treville, without looking up from his reports: Stop being a bitch then
anne said i know my husband just died but bitch, i’m glowing
I think we all know she’s glowing because he died
D’Artagnan: The sign says to only take one
Porthos, fists full of free restaurant mints: This is Hells’ territory and I am beholden to no gods
Athos, a little lost in thought.
I’ve had three hours of sleep I made this in a fugue state
Porthos: What if a garden gnome is just the larval stage of a wizard?
Athos: I’m annoyed that I had to hear this, yet strangely intrigued